EWH3 #671: The Big Bow Underground Snatch-N-Farter Trail – Thursday, September 1, 2011

Where: Clarendon Metro (Orange Line) – Follow marks to start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, September 1, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Big Dig, Bow Chic-a Bow Bow, Underground Railroad, Snatch Shot, Dr Frank N Farter

Misc: A-A’. Dog friendly because, yes, this is finally an actual A->A’ trail!!! It is also Labor Day Weekend friendly so only the mindset of getting through Friday before 3 glorious days off. Should be beautiful out this week so once again, pack light and try not to cram Plan B full.

OnOnOn:
Hunan Number One

3033 Wilson Boulevard
Arlington, VA 22201
(703) 528-1177

http://www.hunanone.com/

Specials: $1 Beers! I don’t know what kind but at least they are a dollar!

EWH3 #670: The 2nd Anal Blue Dress Run – Thursday, August 25, 2011

Where: Chinatown Metro (Green, Yellow, Red Line) – Follow marks to start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, August 25, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: SlumCock Anywhere, WifeGuard, A Red River Runs Through It, Preparation Oohh, Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack, and Double Ohhh Positive

Misc: A-B’. Dog friendly. Channel your inner slutty intern, wear a blue dress, and bring some non-bodily white stain! Urban shiggy. First 50 people to circle will get a give away. Also, the hares may or may not have something to squirt on your little blue dresses if you cannot muster the liquid.

OnOnOn:
The Exchange Saloon

1719 G Street Northwest
Washington, DC 20006
(202) 393-4690

http://www.theexchangesaloon.com/

Specials: $10 Pitchers and whatever is on the softball/ kickball (ick) menu