RSVP for this week’s trail!

And then write angry, angry letters to Evite for being the worst website in the world. I’m sorry about the text color, but Evite can go f*ck itself. 🙂
IF you want beer, make sure to RSVP!!!
EWH3 #612: – Choose Your Own Adventure Trail – Thursday, October 7, 2010

Trail #1: Ballbuster (RSVP at “Yes” if you are going to run this trail)

Hares: Gaystation, Cum On Prancer, Low Pressher Front, Spinchter Shy, Whiskey Business.
Congress Heights Metro (Green Line)
Start Time:
6:00 sign-in, circle up 6:25, hashers away at 6:30.
A-Z, 3 beer checks! Heavy shiggy and PI. Bring dry clothes and shoes. Bag vehicle provided. Trail will be between 8 and 12 miles.
Metro to the Congress Heights Metro Driving not recommended.
Remington’s – 639 Pennsylvania Ave, SE

This trail is long and hard. If you dislike running (for long distances) and are not a masochist, we reccommend you DO NOT run this trail.

Trails #2 and #3: Regular and Walker’s Trail (RSVP “Maybe” at for Regular and “No’ for walkers trail)

Hares: PIO, 6 Fags, Just Braden, OsamaBinHashing & SafeWord
Eastern Market Metro (Blue and Oranage Lines)
Start Time:
6:45 sign-in, pack away at 7:15
A-A.  Bag vehicle provided.
Metro to the Eastern Market

DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:

1) CHECK OUT BeltwayBob Hash Happy Hour Tell them EWH3 sent you and then drink everyone else under the table.

2) Think the current MisManagement sucks? Show us how it’s done! Come to the open meeting, learn about MM, and sign up for a position. Oh did we mention there will be free beer and food? No? Well there will be. Details can be found here.

Wednesday, October 13th @ 7PM
Recessions Bar & Lounge
1823 L St NW, # 1, Washington, DC 20036

EWH3 #611: College Park Metro Trail – Thursday, September 30, 2010 
Where: College Park Metro — Green Line. Take a deep breath. Be one with being outside of DC…and follow chalk marks from the metro exit to the start
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, September 30, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish. 
Hares:  Holy Tit!, Generals Farm Animal, and Looney Soccer Dad
Misc: A to A’, Dark, wet, and full of shiggy – just like your little sister. Tough dog friendly. An important albeit lengthy note from your alpha hare:
Preamble.  The Hare encourages everyone to stay home as he doesn’t want to hear your bitching and moaning and crying.  If I wanted to hear bitching and moaning and crying I’d still be married.
Note 1: This weeks trail is going to feature many off-road sections. 
Note 2: See Note 1.  These sections will not have street lights.  It will be dark.  Everyone (walkers and r*nners) attending will fall into two groups, those who are happy they have a working flashlight/headlamp, and those who really wish they had a working flashlight/headlamp.
Note 3:  See Note 1.  These sections will might not be dry.  They might be wet.  Okay, who am I kidding, they will be wet.  Everyone (walkers and r*nners) attending will fall into two groups, those who are happy they brought dry clothes/shoes, and those who really wish they had dry clothes/shoes.
Note 4: See Notes 1, 2, & 3.  This weeks shenanigans is going to feature walkers, turkey, and eagle trails.
R*nners – If you are a p*ssy do not r*n the eagle trail.  If you think you are p*ssy or if your friends tell you that you are a p*ssy, do not r*n the eagle trail.  If you are a big p*ssy do not r*n the turkey trail either, instead you should consider the walkers trail, it’s just right for you Goldilocks.
Walkers – You are all p*ssies and should stay home.  See Preamble and Notes 1, 2, & 3.
Rinaldi’s Riverdale Bowl, aka the Riverdale Bowling Alley
6322 Kenilworth Ave
Riverdale, Maryland 20737
(301) 864-5940
Specials: An actual ending spot in the middle of no where! Trust me, that’s pretty damn special. NOTE…the OnOnOn is exactly 1 mile (according to the great Google) from the Metro. Much like Georgina’s but with less sketch and more Maryland.
Last train to Branch Ave (into DC): 11:33 PM