And then write angry, angry letters to Evite for being the worst website in the world. I’m sorry about the text color, but Evite can go f*ck itself. 🙂 IF you want beer, make sure to RSVP!!! ____________________________________ EWH3 #612: – Choose Your Own Adventure Trail – Thursday, October 7, 2010
Hares: Gaystation, Cum On Prancer, Low Pressher Front, Spinchter Shy, Whiskey Business. Start: Congress Heights Metro (Green Line) Start Time: 6:00 sign-in, circle up 6:25, hashers away at 6:30. Cost: $5 Misc: A-Z, 3 beer checks! Heavy shiggy and PI. Bring dry clothes and shoes. Bag vehicle provided. Trail will be between 8 and 12 miles. Directions: Metro to the Congress Heights Metro Driving not recommended. Ononon: Remington’s – 639 Pennsylvania Ave, SE
This trail is long and hard. If you dislike running (for long distances) and are not a masochist, we reccommend you DO NOT run this trail.
Hares: PIO, 6 Fags, Just Braden, OsamaBinHashing & SafeWord Start: Eastern Market Metro (Blue and Oranage Lines) Start Time: 6:45 sign-in, pack away at 7:15 Cost: $5 Misc: A-A. Bag vehicle provided. Directions: Metro to the Eastern Market Ononon: Remington’s
2) Think the current MisManagement sucks? Show us how it’s done! Come to the open meeting, learn about MM, and sign up for a position. Oh did we mention there will be free beer and food? No? Well there will be. Details can be found here.
Wednesday, October 13th @ 7PM Recessions Bar & Lounge 1823 L St NW, # 1, Washington, DC 20036
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EWH3 #611: College Park Metro Trail – Thursday, September 30, 2010
Where: College Park Metro — Green Line. Take a deep breath. Be one with being outside of DC…and follow chalk marks from the metro exit to the start
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, September 30, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish.
Hares: Holy Tit!, Generals Farm Animal, and Looney Soccer Dad
Misc: A to A’, Dark, wet, and full of shiggy – just like your little sister. Tough dog friendly. An important albeit lengthy note from your alpha hare:
Preamble. The Hare encourages everyone to stay home as he doesn’t want to hear your bitching and moaning and crying. If I wanted to hear bitching and moaning and crying I’d still be married.
Note 1: This weeks trail is going to feature many off-road sections.
Note 2: See Note 1. These sections will not have street lights. It will be dark. Everyone (walkers and r*nners) attending will fall into two groups, those who are happy they have a working flashlight/headlamp, and those who really wish they had a working flashlight/headlamp.
Note 3: See Note 1. These sections will might not be dry. They might be wet. Okay, who am I kidding, they will be wet. Everyone (walkers and r*nners) attending will fall into two groups, those who are happy they brought dry clothes/shoes, and those who really wish they had dry clothes/shoes.
Note 4: See Notes 1, 2, & 3. This weeks shenanigans is going to feature walkers, turkey, and eagle trails.
R*nners – If you are a p*ssy do not r*n the eagle trail. If you think you are p*ssy or if your friends tell you that you are a p*ssy, do not r*n the eagle trail. If you are a big p*ssy do not r*n the turkey trail either, instead you should consider the walkers trail, it’s just right for you Goldilocks.
Walkers – You are all p*ssies and should stay home. See Preamble and Notes 1, 2, & 3.
Specials: An actual ending spot in the middle of no where! Trust me, that’s pretty damn special. NOTE…the OnOnOn is exactly 1 mile (according to the great Google) from the Metro. Much like Georgina’s but with less sketch and more Maryland.
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