EWH3 #657: The Look Who’s Laughing Now Trail – Thursday, July 14, 2011

Where: Stadium/ Armory Metro (Blue/ Orange Line) – Follow marks to start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, July 14, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Mannipple Lickter, Roll Over, Bitch, Sphincter Shy, Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack, and I Am Cumstain

Misc: A to B… Another normal summer time hash but it might be a bit cooler so pack light and get there early unless you like running with your crap on your back. Probably dog friendly if they like A->B trails. Bring your best stand-up comedy act because you need to out-shine the hares!

OnOnOn:
The Pour House Bar & Restaurant

319 Pennsylvania Ave SE
Washington, DC 20003
(202) 546-7782

www.pourhousedc.com

Specials: $12 Pitchers of everything except Guinness on Main Floor and Basement ONLY.

EWH3 #656: The America is for Gay Robots Trail – Thursday, July 7, 2011

Where: Foggy Bottom Metro (Blue/ Orange Line) – Follow marks to start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, July 7, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Homo Arigato, Mr. Rubutto, Yule Log, Compost Pile, Turdette Syndrome and Cock Soup

Misc: A to A’… Another normal summer time hash so pack light and get there early unless you like running with your crap on your back. Doubt you will need headlamps but running through GW area you may need to substitute PI cream for other topical rash creams that can easily be caught.

OnOnOn:
McFadden’s Restaurant and Saloon

2401 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington, DC 20037
(202) 292-4067

www.mcfaddensdc.com

Specials: $3 all drafts all night long.