EWH3 #601: Van Dorn Street Metro Trail – Thursday, July 22, 2010
 
Where: Van Dorn Street Metro — Blue Line. Follow chalk marks from the metro exit to the start.
 
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, July 22, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish. 
 
Hares: Cum of a Preacher’s Hand and friends.
 
Misc: A-A’. Headlamps and flashlights are highly recommended. Runners trail is NOT dog friendly (don’t bitch if you bring your pooch). According to your hare trail will “require at least minor feats of agility and coordination.  Runners will get wet and should bring dry shoes and clothes.  High risk of PI.”  Oh and did I mention you should bring headlamps and dry clothes. You’ve been warned.  
 
OnOnOn:
Nick’s
642 South Pickett Street
Alexandria, VA 22304-4620
(703) 751-8900
www.nicksnightclub.com/
 
Specials: TBD.

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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:
 
1) Red Dress Run Registration Open! Oct 9, 2010 ~ Almost 300 signed up so far (64 from EWH3!!!), sign up now before the price goes up again!
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16490&cat=288&page=1
 
2) Lingerie Run (aka Red Dress Run Pre-lube) Registration Open! Oct 8, 2010 ~ Already 100 signed up, don’t miss the party before the party!
https://store.hashspace.com/dcfullmoon
 
3) SAVE THE DATE – Beer Mile – August 13th
 
4) 17th Annual Beerly Legal Virginia Interhash
August 20-22, 2010, Chesapeake, VA
Rego: $60
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16501&cat=256&page=1

EWH3 #600, byatches: BETTY FORD RELAPSE Trail – Thursday, July 15, 2010
 
Where: Eastern Market Metro (near where alcoholics make laws) — Blue/Orange Line. Follow chalk marks from the metro exit to the start and follow the smell of sweet, sweet booze.
 
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, July 15, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish. 
 
Hares:  Gaystation, Sphincter Shy, Blows a Tranny, Just Kristin, 6 Fags and Red Vag of Courage. Along with a group of very awesome, amazingly sexy volunteers (be nice to them). 
 
Misc: A-B. Drunk dog friendly. Alley shiggy.  PI potential is next to none. Blackout potential is next to incredibly likely.  8ish shots. One beer check. It’s supposed to be a hot day yall and we’re force feeding you lots of booze, so safety third…but maybe drink some water that day.
 
OnOnOn:
Bullfeathers
410 1st Street Southeast
Washington, DC 20003-1819
(202) 543-5005
www.bullfeatherscapitolhill.com/
 
Specials: $3.50 Coronas and Miller Lites, all—night—long!

Also a note from our friendly bartender tomorrow:
“I would say that you should give everyone wristbands, but, because of my experience with your group in the past, I know you are not hard to identify.” Yeeea, we’re the loud drunks in running clothes.  

 

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Save Abraham Lincoln!

Want to hash and have an extra $5 to get drunk with at the OnOnOn?  Then hare trail!  Email the lovely Red Vag of Courage ( [email protected] This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it ) to sign up for a trail today.  Check out the Hare Line to see what dates are available.

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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:

1) Red Dress Run Registration Open! Oct 9, 2010 ~ Almost 300 signed up so far (64 from EWH3!!!), sign up now before the price goes up again!
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16490&cat=288&page=1
 
2) Lingerie Run (aka Red Dress Run Pre-lube) Registration Open! Oct 8, 2010 ~ Already 100 signed up, don’t miss the party before the party!
https://store.hashspace.com/dcfullmoon
 
3) White House Hash Wild Wild West Camping and Tubbing Trip
July 23-25, 2010, Bentonville, VA 
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16502&cat=256
 
4) SAVE THE DATE – Beer Mile – August 13th
 
5)17th Annual Beerly Legal Virginia Interhash
August 20-22, 2010, Chesapeake, VA
Rego: $60
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16501&cat=256&page=1
 
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