EWH3 #622: Santa’s Elf Chase – Thursday, December 16, 2010
Where: Pentagon City Metro – Yellow/ Blue Lines (not very festive, I know) – Follow marks to the skating rink! If you’re there a bit early you can show off your Sonja Henie, Brian Boitano, Tonya Harding (ouch!) or Michelle Kwan moves for a mere $11.
When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, December 16, 2010. Pack away at 7:00ish.
Fairy Hares:Turbo Twat, Poop Bena Dick, PutItOut, Just Kathleen and Just Aaron
Misc: A to Z. Dog friendly except the fact this is an A to Z trail. Bring a flashlight and dry bag (it’s dark AND cold out there). Might we suggest mittens as well?
Freddies Beach Bar
555 23rd Street South Arlington, VA 22202-2517.
They are putting up FABULOUS Christmas decorations just for us.
Everyone who walks in the door will immediately feel special.
Where: Trusty’s (1420 Pennsylvania Ave SE Washington DC)
When: Friday, December 10th, 7pm – 10pm
Cost: $30 pre-registration (by December 6th9th) or $35 at the door (Note: The prereg has been extended!!)
Why: To celebrate last years MisManagment, whine about the new MisManagement and try to get laid.
For one low, low price you will get: 3 hours of Klassy boozin’ (Miller Light and Yuengling), real food, and hashers in their f*cking Klassy holiday attire. (Notice the capitol “K”!)
Click here do download the rego! Print it, fill it out and send it (with a $30 check) to Rear Protein Injection (the address is on the Rego) or just hand it to him at the next EWH3 hash.
A New Way to Pay: For those too drunk, too lazy, or too developmentally disabled to print and sign a registration form you can send in your registration fee via PayPal (if you have an account). PayPal $30 to [email protected], be sure to include your registration details (I.e. nerd name, hash name, home hash, and how many shots it takes to see you naked). RPI promises to only spend the PayPal money on beer and whores!
If you don’t know the Annual General Meeting (AGM) is where we announce the incumming MisManagement (i.e. the wankers who will be ruining the hash next year) and drink our faces off to celebrate the transfer of “power”. Cum dressed in your Klassiest holiday clothes (think sleeveless x-mas sweaters, silly hats, dirty costumes or just go the classic route and slut it up), enjoy the open bar, and try to convince some wanker or wankette to let you unwrap their holiday gifts!