Four score and um…just 12 years ago, our beloved Bubba – a one such Mr. William Jefferson (Blythe III) Clinton – went on the boobtube (8/17/1998) to admit to his affair with one such Monica Slutinsky (read: the best intern ever!). Why did Bubba, one skilled lawyer who posed the amazingly smart statement of “it depends on what your definition of is is,” admit to schtupping his office help? Simply because of one sad little white stain on a blue Gap dress that belonged to Ms. Monica. AND THUS, the idea for a hash was born!
So dawn a blue dress….or if you don’t have the balls, wear a blue shirt you don’t mind getting dirty. Bring something white (read: whiteout, white tempera paint, icing, or some such white liquid that does not come from a body part) to claim your territory with. And get ready to use cigars in a manner that makes most fetish porn stars proud.
EWH3 #605: EWH3’s First Anal Blue Dress Trail – Thursday, August 19, 2010
Where: Foggy Bottom Metro– BLUE! and Orange Lines. Follow chalk marks from the metro exit to the start and look for lots of lost “interns” wearing blue dresses.
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, August 19, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish.
Hares: Slumcock Anywhere, General’s Farm Animal, Can’t Find P*ssy in a Haystack, Just Jamie, and Just Allison.
Misc: A-B’. Dog friendly. Channel your inner slutty intern, wear a blue dress, and bring some non-bodily white stain! Urban shiggy. First 50 people to circle will get a give away.
OnOnOn: The Exchange Saloon 1719 G Street Northwest Washington, DC 20006 (202) 393-4690
Specials: Be nice to our bartender Chris, and trust me he’ll be nice to you. $10 pitchers and possibly more specials TBD.
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EWH3 #604: Franconia/Springfield Metro Trail – Thursday, August 12, 2010
Where: Franconia/Springfield Metro — the verrrrry end of the Blue Line. Follow chalk marks from the metro exit to the start and look for people wondering how much a cab back to the city will cost.
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, August 12, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish.
Hares: Double Ohhh Positive, Eat Your Vegetables, Purple Peter Eater and a Mystery Hare.
Misc: A-A’. Tough I-eat-sh*t-for- breakfast-dog friendly. A message from your alpha hare: Runners and walkers need to bring dry cloths and shoes..and extra if it decides to rain, again. Head lamps, Head Lamps, Head lamps. PI, yes there is PI I am sure there is more than we saw and I know people don’t stay on trail. TechNu and all other PI fighting products are highly advised. No flip flops or sandals on this trail. Lots of shiggy.
OnOnOn: Lucky’s Sports Theatre & Grill 7027 B Manchester Blvd Franconia, VA 22310 (P) 703-922-0404
Specials: Booooo VA not letting us have booze specials. Grill closes at 10:00 pm but late night menu goes until 1:00 am.