EWH3 #623: Christmas Eve Eve Trail- Thursday, December 23, 2010  

Where: Capital South Metro
When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, December 23, 2010. Pack away at 7:00ish.  

Hares: Snatch Shot, Underground Railroad, Tit-ka-boob, Can’t Find Pu$$y in a Haystack

Misc: A to A’.  Dog, Santa, and Elf friendly. It is cold and dark so perhaps a flashlight, mittens, earmuffs would be recommended.
OnOnOn:
Hawk ‘n Dove
329 Pennsylvania Avenue SE, Washington, DC 20003
Specials $5 pitchers of PBR, $5 Cosmos, and $4 shooters
We are in the loft and there is a DJ, so bring your party pants because the next day is a holiday.

EWH3 #622: Santa’s Elf Chase – Thursday, December 16, 2010  

Where: Pentagon City Metro – Yellow/ Blue Lines (not very festive, I know) – Follow marks to the skating rink!  If you’re there a bit early you can show off your Sonja Henie, Brian Boitano, Tonya Harding (ouch!) or Michelle Kwan moves for a mere $11.
When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, December 16, 2010. Pack away at 7:00ish.  

Fairy Hares: Turbo Twat, Poop Bena Dick, PutItOut, Just Kathleen and Just Aaron

Misc: A to Z. Dog friendly except the fact this is an A to Z trail. Bring a flashlight and dry bag (it’s dark AND cold out there).  Might we suggest mittens as well?

OnOnOn:
Freddies Beach Bar
555 23rd Street South Arlington, VA 22202-2517.
They are putting up FABULOUS Christmas decorations just for us.
Everyone who walks in the door will immediately feel special.