Where: Van Ness – UDC – Linea roja. Follow marks to the start and looks for the group of guys who looks like child molestors and the chicks who might possibly have dicks.
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, May 6, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish.
Hares:Hungry Hungry Homo, T!ts for Tots, Konichi [email protected], Just Lauren, y possible Mystery Hare
Misc: A-B…Tough dog friendly…”small dogs may drown.” Headlamps and a change of dry shoes are suggested. Possible/probable PI. Grow a mustache. Wear a fake mustache. Draw on a mustache. Who cares…but downing ta-kill-ya is so much classier with a fuzzy worm on your upper lip.
4515 Wicsonsin Ave. N.W. Washington, DC
Specials:$5 margaritas, vino, y cervezas. And possible food specials.
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Where:Bethesda Metro. Up the escalators and look for chalk.When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, October 22nd. Pack away at 7:15, if we’re lucky.
Hares: Unobtainium, Obeastiologist, Bitch on Bitch on Bitch, I Manual Cunt, and a Just Vicki who may or may not be Swing Cycle because the hares didn’t specify and I don’t care enough to ask.
A-A’, no PI, bring dry shoes and a headlamp. No, seriously, bring a headlamp. What was with all you people who went on the ballbuster without a headlamp, even after I sent out a special email just for you people saying, “Bring a headlamp”? If you can’t be bothered to bring a headlamp, I can’t be bothered to call the hospital when you fall down and break an ankle because you didn’t bring a headlamp. HEADLAMP.