EWH3 #692: The Old Man Hater Trail – Thursday, January 26, 2012

Where: Pentagon City Metro (Blue/Ywllow Line – Corner of S. Fern and 12th Street)

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, January 26, 2012. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Can’t Find Pussy In A Haystack, Tumble Cry, Just Zarina, Just Harper, Pinnochi-HO and a Mystery Hare (Scandolous)

Misc: A to A+. Dog Friendly, Stroller-unfriendly (like a condom)

OnOnOn: (Closer to Crystal Sh**ty Metro)
Freddie’s (Fab-u-lous) Beach Bar
555 South 23rd Street
Crystal City, VA (YES honey, VIRGINIA) 22202
(703) 685-0555

http://www.freddiesbeachbar.com/

Specials: It’s Freddie’s, that’s spay-shul enough, ‘muff said… they will have a frozen shirt competition…(and hopefully karaoke unless our hares messed that up too)

EWH3 #691: The Seriously, What the **** Were You Thinking Trail – Thursday, January 19, 2012

Where: Ballston Metro — Orange Line. Follow marks to start.

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, January 19, 2012. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares:  St. Pauli’s Girl, Cock Soup, Yule Log, Whiskey Business, Chip ‘n Failz, Preparation O, Trim Shady, Twinkle Twinkle Little Pee-pee, and possibly a few other members of mismanagement

Misc: A to A’. Dog Friendlyish especially if they’re Buddists as there are a couple spots where dogs may need to zen (ie parking lots or indoors). Please bring a headlamp, some warm running gear, shiggy socks, mugs if you have them (or $$ to buy them) and warm clothes to change into after. You know how Plan B gets especially in the winter!
OnOnOn:

The Greene Turtle

900 N. Glebe Rd.

Arlington, VA 22203
703-741-0901

[email protected]

Specials: Nothing because they are Virginia. And lame. Food specials are TBA.

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