EWH3 #606: The “Assflac will kill ASMA if this trail sucks” trail – Thursday, August 26, 2010 

Where: Courthouse Metro– Orange Line. Follow chalk marks from the metro exit to the start and look for a lot of people who should know better than to run an ASMA trail.
 
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, August 26, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish. 
 
Hares: A-Salt My Ass, Chip ‘n Failz, Wanks like an Egyptian, Just Leslie
 
Misc: A-B.  Tough dog friendly.  Dry shoes for after and headlamp for during strongly encouraged. And now a note from your hares: Paying tribute to the fact that hashing is awesome enough to stand up on its own, this weeks theme will be “pay us $5 to run our trail and drink our beer.” As much as we’d love to tell you that this trail is short, flat, and dry (just like your sister), we love to tell you even more that it’d be good idea to bring a change of shoes/socks and headlamps; don’t feel left out, walkers, this includes you!

OnOnOn:
Caribbean Breeze
4100 N Fairfax Dr.,
Arlington, VA 22203
(703) 812-7997
 
Specials: $2 12oz Miller Lite drafts, $3 16oz Tecate cans. They also have cornhole and beer pong.
 
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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:
 
1) So Happy Its Tuesday (SHIT) H3 Annual General Meeting Registration Open! Sept 11, 2010. This event has been called the best bang for your buck, don’t miss out!
http://sohappyh.s459.sureserver.com/SHIT_8thAGM.php
2) Red Dress Run Registration Open! Oct 9, 2010 ~ Almost 400 signed up so far (79 signed up from EWH3… the largest DC contingent thus far!!!), sign up now before the price goes up again!
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16490&cat=288&page=1
 
3) Lingerie Run (aka Red Dress Run Pre-lube) Registration Open! Oct 8, 2010 ~ Already over a 100 signed up, don’t miss the party before the party!
https://store.hashspace.com/dcfullmoon
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 Explanation of trail (sort of):

 Four score and um…just 12 years ago, our beloved Bubba – a one such Mr. William Jefferson (Blythe III) Clinton – went on the boobtube (8/17/1998) to admit to his affair with one such Monica Slutinsky (read: the best intern ever!). Why did Bubba, one skilled lawyer who posed the amazingly smart statement of “it depends on what your definition of is is,” admit to schtupping his office help? Simply because of one sad little white stain on a blue Gap dress that belonged to Ms. Monica. AND THUS, the idea for a hash was born!
 
So dawn a blue dress….or if you don’t have the balls, wear a blue shirt you don’t mind getting dirty. Bring something white (read: whiteout, white tempera paint, icing, or some such white liquid that does not come from a body part) to claim your territory with. And get ready to use cigars in a manner that makes most fetish porn stars proud.  

EWH3 #605: EWH3’s First Anal Blue Dress Trail – Thursday, August 19, 2010
 
Where: Foggy Bottom Metro– BLUE! and Orange Lines. Follow chalk marks from the metro exit to the start and look for lots of lost “interns” wearing blue dresses.
 
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, August 19, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish. 
 
Hares: Slumcock Anywhere, General’s Farm Animal, Can’t Find P*ssy in a Haystack, Just Jamie, and Just Allison.
 
Misc: A-B’. Dog friendly. Channel your inner slutty intern, wear a blue dress, and bring some non-bodily white stain! Urban shiggy. First 50 people to circle will get a give away. 
 
OnOnOn:
The Exchange Saloon
1719 G Street Northwest
Washington, DC 20006
(202) 393-4690
 
Specials: Be nice to our bartender Chris, and trust me he’ll be nice to you. $10 pitchers and possibly more specials TBD. 

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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:
 
1) Red Dress Run Registration Open! Oct 9, 2010 ~ Over 300 signed up so far (71 from EWH3… the largest DC contingent thus far!!!), sign up now before the price goes up again!
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16490&cat=288&page=1
 
2) Lingerie Run (aka Red Dress Run Pre-lube) Registration Open! Oct 8, 2010 ~ Already over a 100 signed up, don’t miss the party before the party!
https://store.hashspace.com/dcfullmoon
 
3)17th Annual Beerly Legal Virginia Interhash
August 20-22, 2010, Chesapeake, VA
Rego: $70
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16501&cat=256&page=1
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