EWH3 #611: College Park Metro Trail – Thursday, September 30, 2010
Where: College Park Metro — Green Line. Take a deep breath. Be one with being outside of DC…and follow chalk marks from the metro exit to the start
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, September 30, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish.
Hares: Holy Tit!, Generals Farm Animal, and Looney Soccer Dad
Misc: A to A’, Dark, wet, and full of shiggy – just like your little sister. Tough dog friendly. An important albeit lengthy note from your alpha hare:
Preamble. The Hare encourages everyone to stay home as he doesn’t want to hear your bitching and moaning and crying. If I wanted to hear bitching and moaning and crying I’d still be married.
Note 1: This weeks trail is going to feature many off-road sections.
Note 2: See Note 1. These sections will not have street lights. It will be dark. Everyone (walkers and r*nners) attending will fall into two groups, those who are happy they have a working flashlight/headlamp, and those who really wish they had a working flashlight/headlamp.
Note 3: See Note 1. These sections will might not be dry. They might be wet. Okay, who am I kidding, they will be wet. Everyone (walkers and r*nners) attending will fall into two groups, those who are happy they brought dry clothes/shoes, and those who really wish they had dry clothes/shoes.
Note 4: See Notes 1, 2, & 3. This weeks shenanigans is going to feature walkers, turkey, and eagle trails.
R*nners – If you are a p*ssy do not r*n the eagle trail. If you think you are p*ssy or if your friends tell you that you are a p*ssy, do not r*n the eagle trail. If you are a big p*ssy do not r*n the turkey trail either, instead you should consider the walkers trail, it’s just right for you Goldilocks.
Walkers – You are all p*ssies and should stay home. See Preamble and Notes 1, 2, & 3.
Specials: An actual ending spot in the middle of no where! Trust me, that’s pretty damn special. NOTE…the OnOnOn is exactly 1 mile (according to the great Google) from the Metro. Much like Georgina’s but with less sketch and more Maryland.
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EWH3 #610: Arlington Cemetery Trail – Thursday, September 23, 2010
Where: Arlington Cemetery Metro — Blue Line. Follow chalk marks from the metro exit to the start…and look for 100 of your closest friends standing around looking irreverent.
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, September 23, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish.
Hares: My Little Pony, I’ll Packa, Silver Spooge, Peter Peter Manhole Eater, and Just Lauren.
Misc: A to B, One noted “tricky” dog area…otherwise ok for your pup. Please note your hares have told me to emphasize: HEADLAMPS, HEADLAMPS, HEADLAMPS. DRY SHOES, DRY SHOES, DRY SHOES. And a strong will and a strong liver…but we always have those, uhhhh, right?
OnOnOn: (the lovely and always friendly) Continental 1911 N. Fort Myer Drive Arlington, VA 22209 703-465-7675
Specials: I was told to say “Virginia is special because it’s for lovers” but I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.