It’s time to flashback to those days of yore. Bust out those letter jackets, JNCOs, wrestling uniforms, or other memorabilia. You know you want to wear it outside the house.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday March 21, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: McPherson Square – Vermont Ave. Exit – follow marks to start!

Hares: GeriatricMandering; Mambo # Hives, Pinocchi-Ho; Split Her Bare; Special Red; and Cheech and DongW

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Trail is a scenic pavement pounder. Dog and stroller friendly. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Trail Lengths
Runners: Close to 5 miles
Walkers: Slightly more than 2 miles

Last trains out of McPherson Square:
Blue line to Franconia-Springfield 11:28 PM
Blue Line to Largo Town Center 11:27 PM
Orange Line to New Carrollton 11:20 PM
Orange Line to Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:36 PM
Silver Line to Wiehle-Reston East 11:21 PM
Red Line to Glenmont 11:36 PM
Red Line Shady Grove 11:36 PM

On After: Capitol City Brewing Company, 11th St NW & H St NW

Specials: You’re special. <wink>

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 14th, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Dupont Circle – at the center of the circle (get it…? circle..?)

Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Mourning Wood, Schrodinger’s Cock, Throbbin’ Hood, General Tso’s Dicken

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ or B (your choice), dog and stroller friendly, not Roman dictator friendly

How Far: Runners’ trail will be 3.14 miles – second half about twice as long as the first. Walkers’ trail is less than half of runners’. Yes, this is a math problem. 

Last trains out of Farragut North:

Glenmont  11:31 PM

Shady Grove 11:39 PM

Last trains out of Farragut West:

Franconia-Springfield 11:32 PM

Largo Town Center 11:23 PM

New Carrollton 11:16 PM

Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:40 PM

Wiehle-Reston East 11:25 PM

On After: Recession’s 

Specials: Karaoke. Duh.