Why rush into a holiday weekend when you can leisurely stroll? Everyone was too busy and/or lazy and/or drunk to plan and trail so we get something even better….
Choir Practice!
Join us at Sudhouse as we join in lively renditions of our favorite songs – new and old. Be sure to brush up on our Hash Hymnal! Have a song you want to lead? Add the lyrics to this shared Google Doc so everyone can sing along. This event will be “pay your own way” with a $1 hash cash (for those of you who care actually about trail credit) payable in cash only at the bar. Start a tab, drink up, and tip your bartenders! We will have an extended happy hour featuring $3 cans, $4 shots, and food specials, too.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 31, 2023.
Where: Sudhouse (U St / African-American Civil War Memorial / Cardoza – Green) 1340 U St NW
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 13th St & U St NW
Miscellaneous Crap: This is not a trail. We will be drinking, singing, and having fun, but you won’t leave the bar until you decide you’re done. Feeling like a racist? Make your own trail by r*nning to the bar.
Last Trains Out:
Branch Ave: 11:46pm Fort Totten: 12:22am
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Hey Barbie!! Get ready to sparkle, sprint, and unleash your inner Barbie and Ken because National Glitter Day is around the corner, and we’re taking shimmer and shine to a whole new level! Embrace the glittery goodness as you run through the sparkliest of trails in the sparkliest of cities—Crystal Shitty. And even if glitter’s not your thing and you don’t want the “glerpes” just remember that you are “Kenough” just the way you are! So cum on out and show the world that pizzazz is the only way on Glitter Day! Now lace up those sparkly kicks, strike a pose that’d make the dolls envious, and let’s hit Crystal Shitty’s streets . So come on Barbie let’s go party as we leave a trail of sparkle that’d impress even a sneezing unicorn. Ready, set, glitter on on!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 24, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Crystal City Metro (follow marks to start)
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 18th St & S. Bell St.
Hares: Whoriana Trench, Clam Bam Thank You Ma’am, GFA, KU, Lickthyologist Naughtya Cumandeatme, USPS, Vagina is for Lawyers
Trail Details: – Runners: 2.3 mi. first half / 2.3 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.2 mi first half / 1.2 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 1.69 walkers, 2.69 runners
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.5 mi to Crystal City Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. End Metro: Crystal City
Last Trains Out:
Blue to Downtown Largo: 11:46pm
Blue to Franconia-Springfield: 12:25am
Yellow to Huntingdon: 12:11am
Yellow to Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center: 11:38pm
On After*: Freddie’s
Specials: You’re special
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
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EWH3 #1373 – Singing Down (Down) The House – August 31, 2023 – Sudhouse (U St – Green Line)
Why rush into a holiday weekend when you can leisurely stroll? Everyone was too busy and/or lazy and/or drunk to plan and trail so we get something even better….
Choir Practice!
Join us at Sudhouse as we join in lively renditions of our favorite songs – new and old. Be sure to brush up on our Hash Hymnal! Have a song you want to lead? Add the lyrics to this shared Google Doc so everyone can sing along.
This event will be “pay your own way” with a $1 hash cash (for those of you who care actually about trail credit) payable in cash only at the bar. Start a tab, drink up, and tip your bartenders! We will have an extended happy hour featuring $3 cans, $4 shots, and food specials, too.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 31, 2023.
Where: Sudhouse (U St / African-American Civil War Memorial / Cardoza – Green) 1340 U St NW
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 13th St & U St NW
Miscellaneous Crap: This is not a trail. We will be drinking, singing, and having fun, but you won’t leave the bar until you decide you’re done. Feeling like a racist? Make your own trail by r*nning to the bar.
Last Trains Out:
Branch Ave: 11:46pm
Fort Totten: 12:22am
EWH3 #1372: 2nd Anal Glitter Trail: Barbie Movie Celebration, August 24, 2023, Crystal City Metro (Blue/Yellow)
Hey Barbie!! Get ready to sparkle, sprint, and unleash your inner Barbie and Ken because National Glitter Day is around the corner, and we’re taking shimmer and shine to a whole new level! Embrace the glittery goodness as you run through the sparkliest of trails in the sparkliest of cities—Crystal Shitty. And even if glitter’s not your thing and you don’t want the “glerpes” just remember that you are “Kenough” just the way you are! So cum on out and show the world that pizzazz is the only way on Glitter Day! Now lace up those sparkly kicks, strike a pose that’d make the dolls envious, and let’s hit Crystal Shitty’s streets . So come on Barbie let’s go party as we leave a trail of sparkle that’d impress even a sneezing unicorn. Ready, set, glitter on on!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 24, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Crystal City Metro (follow marks to start)
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 18th St & S. Bell St.
Hares: Whoriana Trench, Clam Bam Thank You Ma’am, GFA, KU, Lickthyologist Naughtya Cumandeatme, USPS, Vagina is for Lawyers
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.3 mi. first half / 2.3 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.2 mi first half / 1.2 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 1.69 walkers, 2.69 runners
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.5 mi to Crystal City Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Crystal City
Last Trains Out:
Blue to Downtown Largo: 11:46pm
Blue to Franconia-Springfield: 12:25am
Yellow to Huntingdon: 12:11am
Yellow to Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center: 11:38pm
On After*: Freddie’s
Specials: You’re special
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.