It’s time to flashback to those days of yore. Bust out those letter jackets, JNCOs, wrestling uniforms, or other memorabilia. You know you want to wear it outside the house.

Sign up on HashRego if paying by card: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1337

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, February 23, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Capitol South Metro. Meet at Folger Park at 3rd & D St. SE

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 3rd St & Pennsylvania Ave SE

Hares: GeriatricMandering, Bumspringa, Infidellatio, Cum Dumpling, and No Strings Attached.

Trail Details: 
– Runners: 2.15mi. first half / 1.95 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1first half /1 mi. second half
– Shiggy: .69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z (.5 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. 

End Metro: Navy Yard Metro
Last Trains Out:
-Branch Ave 12:17 AM
-Greenbelt 11:52 PM

On After*: Atlas Brew Works
Specials: $5 pint on certain beers
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Be they red and long, rainbow striped, green and smelly, show off your signature style for the best pageant show that DC has to offer!

To sign up and pay via HashRego if paying digitally: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1336-3rd-anal-shiggy-sock-pageant-february-1

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, February 16, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Woodley Park / Zoo / Adams Morgan Metro – usual corner of Connecticut & Calvert.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Connecticut Ave NW & Calvert St NW (directly at start).

Hares: Son, What the Fuck?!, and some mystery pageant queens!

Trail Details: 
– Runners: 1.4 mi. first half / 1.1 mi. second half
– Walkers: .8 first half /.6 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (approx .5 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. 

End Metro: Woodley/Zoo/AdMo
Last Trains Out:
Glenmont: 11:57pm / Shady Grove – 12:13am 

On After*: Johnny Pistolas
Specials: Likely extended happy hour!
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.