As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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“Earth Day is an annual global event, observed on April 22, that celebrates the environmental movement and raises awareness about pollution and ways to maintain a clean habitat.” Ahh, yes. Mother Earth…the ultimate Mother I’d Like to Fix (yay MILFs!). In honor of Earth Day, we’re definitely not recycling a trail from our Mother (kennel). Plant a tree, plant yourself on a couch at metrobar, and maybe do another kind of planting after that…

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 21, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Rhode Island Ave Metro. Follow marks to start – at edge of Washington Place NE bus loop.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Rhode Island Avenue Metro

Hares: General Tso’s Dicken, Poonapple Juice, Ready Player None, Red Roper, Semen on the Pew

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.6 mi. first half / 2.2 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.3 first half / 1.1 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69

Dog/stroller friendly


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.3 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Rhode Island Ave

Last Trains Out:

Glenmont (red): 12:17am

Shady Grove (red): 11:53pm

On After*: metrobar (640 Rhode Island Ave NE). Most of the space is outdoors. THERE’S *APPARENTLY* KARAOKE! Also, there are usually food trucks and snacks available for purchase. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

Specials: All of the drinks are in some part DC sourced, so that’s pretty special.

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events/Announcements!

  • Friday, April 22 is the last day to pre-order a Nats-inspired EWH3 baseball tee at a reduced rate. Personalization is only available when you order in advance. Fill out the form here!
  • STD for EWH3’s 1300th Run & Pub Crawl! Help us to plan the best event by filling out the interest survey here by April 22 at 11:59 PM!

Hab of the Week!

Purchase this week’s hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get ’em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected]

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!



As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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On this most sacred day, thirty-two years ago, Our glorious They Blow Up So Fast entered the world and graced us mere mortals with her presence. So bring your blow up dolls, throw on your feminist lesbian earrings, rip a pickle back shot, and celebrate all things Miss Blow Up!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 14, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Navy Yard-Ballpark Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: M St SE & New Jersey Ave SE

Hares: Burlington Ho Factory, Son What the Fuck, Slappy Ending, and The Cumburglar!

Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.77 mi. first half / 2.87 mi. second half

– Walkers: 0.91 first half / 1.45 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (1.4 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. If you attended WIE, bring your collapsible stainless steel shot glass!

End Metro: Navy Yard-Ballpark Metro

Last Trains Out:

– Branch Ave (Green): 12:17 AM

– Greenbelt (Green): 11:53 PM

On After*: Solace Outpost Navy Yard. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

There are indoor and outdoor options.

Specials: Only Blow Up is special today

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events!

  • 2022 DC TOUR duh HASH coming soon: June 3-12

Hab of the Week!

BaseBALL tees!

Use this form to order separate from your rego or to customize your shirt with a name or number!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected]

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!