Are you GENERALly excited for a good time?! Do you TSO love warm, cozy clothes + end circles? Well bundle up your DICKENs for this week’s trail. EWH3’s OnSec, General Tso’s Dicken is turning 30 this Thursday! She tells me she would love nothing more than to see everyone gallivanting about in their onesies. 

When: 6:45 circle up, Pack away 7:15!

Where: DuPont Circle Metro. Follow marks to start.

Hares: General Tso’s Dicken, Cheech and Dong, Colliteral Damage, Deetz Nuts, GeriatricMandering, Poon-apple Juice, Ready Player None, Schrödinger’s Cock, Son What the Fuck?!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Pavement pounder. It’s going to be frigid so dress appropriately. Bring a h*adlamp cranium lamp! 

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 3.4 miles long (about 2 miles first half and 1.4 miles second half ). Walkers’ trail is approximately half the distance. 

Last trains out of Woodley Park/AdMo/Zoo:
Glenmont: 11:26pm
Shady Grove: 11:44pm

On After:
Town Tavern
2323 18th Street NW

Specials: You’re all special! Kitchen open late! Tip your bartenders!

Did you know that male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, but female reindeer don’t? So that ugly sweater you have of humping reindeer is a whole lot kinkier than you thought. And Thursday is your chance to Where: Eastern Market Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line) – follow marks to start!
wear it! That’s right, for the fifth year in a row, we are giving you the chance to wear your tackiestugliest, or most hideous holiday sweater on a winter wonderland romp!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday December 12th, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!

Hares: Head Injury; Issues and Tissues, Rail Mary, Rosetta Bone, Special Red, and Unobtainium

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ and is a pavement pounder. No shiggy unless you do something weird. Trail is stroller and dog friendly.  It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4.1 miles long (about 2.2 miles first half and 1.9 miles second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.

Last trains out of Potomac Avenue (Blue/Orange/Silver Lines)

On After:
Trusty’s1420 Pennsylvania Ave. SE

Specials: You are special